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MIRTH

.LOL

$14.99

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DROP 07 · DOMAIN NO. 005 / 320OG

MIRTH.LOL

$14.99

FLAT. ALWAYS. NO DROPS OVER $15.

A real one-word domain — registered on the open internet, pulled off the market, and puff-printed across 240 GSM black cotton. MIRTH.LOL resolves to nowhere. It lives on this shirt and nowhere else.

$ whois mirth.lol

DOMAINMIRTH.LOL

STATUSREGISTERED · OFF MARKET

OWNERME.LOL VAULT

EXPIRESNEVER — AUTO-RENEW ON

RESOLVES TONOWHERE. WEAR IT INSTEAD.

SIZE

SIZE M — 20" CHEST · TRUE TO SIZE

SIZE CHART

Best trick: lay a shirt you already own flat and match these numbers. All measurements are the garment laid flat (chest = armpit to armpit), give or take 1".

Shirts — high-quality heavy cotton (Gildan)

Size	Chest (flat)	Length
XS	16.5"	26.5"
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

XS is our Softstyle cut — a touch slimmer & lighter. Gildan runs lean and long and can shrink ~1" in length after the first wash, so size up if you're between.

Comfort Colors® upgrade (Pepper)

Size	Chest (flat)	Length
S	18.25"	26.6"
M	20.25"	28"
L	22"	29.4"
XL	24"	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.6"

Comfort Colors runs boxier, heavier, and a touch shorter than Gildan — and it won't shrink. Same width per size, about ½–1" shorter in length.

ADD-ON

PRINTED TO ORDER · SHIPS IN 48H
30-DAY RETURNS · FREE US SHIPPING OVER $50

240 GSM

HEAVYWEIGHT COTTON

PUFF INK

RAISED 3D SCREEN PRINT

TRUE BLACK

ENZYME WASHED · NO FADE

BOXY FIT

UNISEX · COLD WASH, INSIDE OUT

THE SPECIFICS

What you're actually wearing

Every shirt is a real, registered domain we own — puff-printed front and center on heavyweight true-black cotton. Nothing on the back, no outer labels, no explanation.

✓Raised puff-ink screen print

✓240 GSM heavyweight cotton

✓Boxy, drop-shoulder cut

✓Blank back — the front does the talking

✓Unisex — S to 3XL

MIRTH

.LOL

PUFF INK — RAISED 3D PRINT, UP CLOSE

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QUESTIONS

FAQ.WTF

Yes, that's a real URL. Yes, it's also available as a shirt.

The Basics

Wait, the shipping is actually free?−

Yes. A shirt costs $14.99. You pay nothing for shipping and handling for all the lower 48 US States, which covers getting it printed, packed, and delivered to your door. We're not hiding a markup in there — we just think your domain name deserves a torso.

How does this work exactly?+

What's the pointing finger thing?+

Can I pick any domain name?+

Do I own the domain name if I order the shirt?+

The Shirt

What kind of shirt is it? Like, a real one?+

What sizes do you have?+

Is the print going to wash off after two spins?+

Shipping & Orders

How long does shipping take?+

Do you ship internationally?+

What if I change my mind after ordering?+

The Big Questions

Why does this exist?+

Who owns all these domains?+

Is this a scam? This feels like a scam.+

My domain name is offensive. Are you going to print it?+

Is shipping going to be free forever?+

Can I order more than one?+

I have a question that isn't here.+